french girls are so confusing because it’s like, yeah, you kissed me on the cheek, but is it because you want in my pants or because you’re just being european?? the struggle is so real dude
And then when you kiss them back, on the lips, they’re like ‘woah. I’m so sorry I have to go.’ so confusing.
And then when you have mindblowing sex, AND get them eskimo pies, they violate your privacy and sell you out to an evil bald guy. who even does that?